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Post by Crusader7 on Oct 3, 2014 13:24:03 GMT
"About how not funny jokes around here happen to be" Hans responded to Anna's question.
"Yeah, mine, Hans'..." Kristoff continued. Then, the two looked at each other with a sly look on their face, and simultaneously told Anna: "Yours", then started laughing.
"Hey, what's going on little fellas?" Olaf joined in the conversation as well, before Anna got to respond. Hans was digging for a small prank.
"Well, would you look at that?" he said, "my frying pan got warm thanks to the sunrays!", then touched Olaf on the belly, which caused him to melt a little bit.
"hey, stop, tis not funny!" Olaf shouted. Quickly, the melted water was replaced thanks to his flurry.
"Oh, you really don't appreciate heat, don't you?" Hans asked humorously.
"And you don't seem to be so <<cool>>" Olaf replied, then suddenly removed a small part of snow from his head, jumped upwards and threw the snowball through Hans' collar, which ended on his back, through his jacket and shirt. It was bad.
"ARGH, IT'S COLD!" hans shouted and started jumping around, trying to get rid of the sheer cold on his back. Olaf and Kristoff couldn't help but laugh at this sight. In the end, Hans took the still warm pan and placed it inside his shirt on his back, which resulted in getting the snow melted and warming his skin a tad. "Uh, thanks a lot, pan" he then said and removed the pan from his shirt, relieved. "You'll pay for this, little guy" he said humorously then, and joined the group, since all of the company, Hans, Kristoff and Olaf seemed to be laughing, having forgotten what the situation was so far.
Meanwhile, Victor had just felt a bit better, while waiting in the hold, when he heard Hans shout "ARGH ITS COLD!". "Cold?!" he thought. "Oh my God! Just please, don't be Queen Elsa, not now that I'm useless! I bet she's alive and knows that I'm here and has come for her revenge! But why me, I'm just the sidekick of the group!". He then stumbled and hid behind some containers, for fear of the upcoming cold he expected. One of the sailors noticed him and was curious. "Jumpin' jeepers, what are ye doin' there, mate? Ye seen somethin'?
"Wow" Victor thought, "he speaks like a pirate. So much for Arendelle's civilized navy". "Aye, ye scallywag" Victor replied, "there be monsters round the ship, bilgerats. Savvy?"
"...Why ye speak like a pirate, mate?" the sailor asked confused.
"Not me, ye speak like a pirate" Victor replied.
"Whatever" the sailor replied, and just left Victor alone.
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Post by QueenElsa on Oct 4, 2014 2:27:28 GMT
Anna had shot a glare at Kristoff and Hans as they made fun of her joking skills, but then couldn't help but burst out in laughter at Hans's reaction to the snowball. "Hm...That pan is hot enough, huh? Wait one second." She wuickly ran below deck, grabbed two eggs from the pantry, then ran back on deck and cracked the two eggs into the pan, purposefully crumbling the shells and throwing them in. "Oops, sorry. Looks like I accidentally got some shells in there. I told you I was a bad cook," she said with a smile.
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Post by Crusader7 on Oct 4, 2014 9:27:12 GMT
"Oh, boy, that's new scrambled eggs in the menus I assume then, right? Haha, nevermind" Hans noted, "after all, in order to have an egg fried, the pan must be heated over 165 degrees Fahrenheit, but the sunrays today wouldn't probably allow it".
Kristoff looked at Hans with a weird expression. "And how to you know this stuff, genious?"
"I haven't studied physics for 6 years, so I wouldn't know at how many degrees an egg gets properly fried" Hans replied with authority.
"Well, then I am more enlightened now" Olaf noted, "since I know that snow melts in these degrees?"
"Something like that, but should we change subject?" Hans said. "Some people around here might get bored about it, and it's a shame" meaning Anna.
Meanwhile, the sailor who had spoken with Victor, walked straight on deck and found the captain behind the rudder.
"Cap'n" he said, "there be somethin' weird 'bout the new sailor on deck".
"New sailor? Are you kiddin' me?" the captain replied. "I haven't heard of any new sailor".
"Aye, neither have I, cap'n" the sailor said. "'N' weirdest of all, he keeps speakin' like a pirate".
"Well, you speak like a pirate as well, Murdoch" the captain noted, "eve though you're British. And I haven't complained to the Queen yet about the possibility of you being a pirate".
"But cap'n, I tell ye there be someth'n strange 'round that mate" the sailor insisted.
"Fine, I'll check on him" the captain replied. "Where is he?"
"Now, he be I guess in the hold, where he was before, seemin' seasick".
"Seasick? Outrageous!" the captain said angrily. "Take the rudder, Murdoch, and keep same course, we're headed to Corona".
"Aye, Cap'n" Murdoch replied and took the steering wheel.
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Post by QueenElsa on Oct 4, 2014 14:57:22 GMT
Anna glared at Hans for a little bit, but stopped, knowing it was true. She was never really into learning. To her, it just seemed boring. She learned what she needed to know, and that was about it. She enjoyed reading fiction books more. "Okay. Well, you're the one who suggested we change the subject, so what should we talk about?" She didn't really have anything on her mind about what to talk about. It was swarming with thoughts about Elsa and Fredrik's whereabouts, and then what it would be like in Corona. None of the others would want to about that, she was almost certain. So she stayed quiet.
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Post by Crusader7 on Oct 4, 2014 16:13:06 GMT
"Let's talk about Rapunzel" Olaf said. "I've heard that she used to have a 50-foot long blonde hair".
"That's impossible" Hans said, "because hair grows approximately a foot each four to six months. Unless Rapunzel is actually 50-60 years old, and has never cut her hair, then that's a bit..."
"What, are you a biologist too now??" Kristoff asked annoyed.
"Rapunzel is a bit over 20 I think" Olaf replied.
"Yeah, you have seen Elsa, who built a whole castle of ice just by dancing, and you are now troubled because Rapunzel's hair grew fast??" Kristoff pointed.
"I hate magic" Hans said, "because it totally breaks all laws of nature and isn't available for everyone. And don't say that by that I mean I hate your sister as well!" he then turned to Anna. -------------------------------------------------- You can add Anna's reply here, if you want to add one -------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile, the captain went down to the hold and found Victor. He looked at him surprised. "Who the heck are you?!" he asked.
Victor was very startled. "I..uh..I am the replacement!" he then replied.
"Whose replacement???" the captain asked again.
"The...replacement...of the...sailor who's not here now!" Victor said.
"And how come you don't speak pirate now?" the captain asked even more puzzled. "Murdoch said...Who are you anyway??"
"I am....Gilmore Mullroy" Victor answered anxiously.
"Whatever...Gilmore" the captain said, "I don't like anything about you! I bet you are just a stowaway!"
"I...I am not!" Victor replied. Then the captain suddenly grabbed his from the shirt and dragged him towards the deck.
"Princess Anna must be informed about you!" He then walked up the deck quickly, with Victor trying to resist behind. But probably that was the end of his conceiling.
"Your Highness!" the captain announced and removed Victor's cap. "We got this stowaway! He says his name is Gilmore Mullroy".
"Wilbur, not Gilmore" Victor thought he corrected the captain.
"Wilbur? It can get worse?" the captain asked. "Gilmore, Wilbur, Princess Anna, this man is a stowaway, about whom I have never been informed!"
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Post by QueenElsa on Oct 5, 2014 3:05:01 GMT
"Magic is probably what made her hair grow so fast," Anna answered. "She told me that she used to have <<70>> feet of hair that glowed when she sang." Upon the captain's arrival with 'Wilvur', she looked closer at him to see his face was badly red. And not from heat or sickness or anything like that. There were patches of red - most of them circles, with one that was a semicircle, right where she had kicked their prisoner earlier. "I know who this is! Thank you for pointing him out, Captain. We could have all been in grave danger. This is Victor. He's one of the men that k-." She stopped, remembering very few don't know about Elsa. "I mean, attacked the kingdom, making us have to leave." Looking at Victor, she asked. "How'd you get out of your cell?"
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Post by Crusader7 on Oct 5, 2014 8:58:38 GMT
"And why are you aboard the ship?!" Kristoff asked confused. Victor once again noticed Olaf.
"So...either Elsa's creations remain alive after she's gone....or she's not gone". As for Hans, he got scared and hid behind Anna.
"Oh my" he said, "he's gonna scorch us now, isn't he?!"
Victor decided to take an advantage over his reputation. He tried to shoot fire again, which failed, but just so he didn't show that to the others, he pretended to have stood in fight position.
"Let's just say that wits helped a lot in this" he answered to Anna's question.
"That's a lie, I didn't help you" Hans noted.
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Post by QueenElsa on Oct 5, 2014 12:55:39 GMT
Anna turned to face Hans. "What a brave and strong hero I have," she mocked. "Someone who can talk to Elsa and make her calm down or break down, but yet you're afraid of a fugitive. And who ever said he was talking about you. He said it takes wits. He didn't say it took you to get out or anything." Turning back to Victor, she said, "Well, obviously the cells were too easy for you. So now I think there's only two options: either we throw you overboard, or you <<promise>> not to hurt any of us or anybody in Corona."
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Post by Crusader7 on Oct 5, 2014 13:07:35 GMT
"Okay, his fear is actually justified" Kristoff pointed, while Olaf ran away, afraid that Victor would melt him down.
Hans decided that this was not proper behaviour on his side. He raised his pan to target Victor. "Alright then, Wilbur Victor Gilmore Junior whatever. You heard Anna" he said. "Do as she says, or else!".
Victor got cornered, because he knew he had no powers. Still not understanding why. Did it have to do with the pan that hit him on the head earlier? "Stand where you are, or I'll shoot!" he said. "I demand to know whether Elsa is..." but didn't get to answer, because Hans suddenly assaulted him. He jumped on him and both fell down, then started trying to strike him with the pan. Olaf, the captain, a sailor nearby and Kristoff went to help him. However, Victor and Hans were both holding the frying pan and wielding it around wild, without target, which caused in knocking Kristoff, the sailor and the captain out. As for Olaf, he got hit on the head, which got launched like a golf ball and landed in Anna's hands. "Oh boy, that made me dizzy!" he said. "Where is my head? I mean body?"
As Hans and Victor where struggling for the frying pan, Hans started talking to him. "You could have shot me, and you still can burn me up! Why don't you do so?!"
"Because...." Victor said puzzled, "...because I feel like it!"
"Oh really?!" Hans said. "You can't shoot fire, do you?! I bet my prince title on it!"
"But" Victor said, "you're not a..."
"SHUT UP ALREADY!" Hans interrupted him and then grabbed the pan, which landed on Victor's head and caused a loud thud. Thus, Victor dropped unconscious. Again.
"Ha!" Hans said proudly, you thought you could mess with the Hans! Chk" he said and started swirling the pan around, then tossed it on the air but instead of grabbing it with his hadn, did so with his head, and lost his senses as well.
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Post by QueenElsa on Oct 5, 2014 13:15:55 GMT
Anna felt the urge to go help Kristoff, but as soon as Olaf landed in her arms, she knew she couldn't. "Here," she said, grabbing Olaf's headless body by his stick arm and placed Olaf's head back on his body. "They're now you're perfect once again," she said with a smile, remembering when she had helped him the first time. Anna looked over at Victor, who were now both lying unconscious. "So, what should we do with Victor?" She asked. "We could just throw him overboard now and he'd never know. Although, I guess he could also drown from that... As much as I don't want any danger, I just don't have the hesrt to kill someone like that. Anyone who's still conscious have any ideas?"
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Post by Crusader7 on Oct 5, 2014 14:08:37 GMT
"I got some ideas, ey?" sounded from the steering wheel. It was Mullroy, the sailor, and probably the only other still conscious man on deck. He kept shouting from the rudder, so the ship didn't lose control. "How'bout we get 'im walk the board, get eaten by the sea, where there be sharks? Or ask for ransom from his laddies. Don't know why, but he deserves, if yer majesty says so. How'bout it, milady?"
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Post by QueenElsa on Oct 5, 2014 14:14:27 GMT
"Well, he did do some pretty wicked things," Anna said. She turned to Kristoff and Olaf. "What do you two think? Should we go with that idea?"
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Post by Crusader7 on Oct 5, 2014 16:12:11 GMT
Kristoff was still unconscious, so Olaf answered. "I say we keep him and interrogate him, and perhaps know who else he and his friends have killed, and kick his butt a bit, and also learn why he doesn't shoot fire now, while he did before, unless he never did but pretended and let his friends do all the job, and maybe I should stop now...it's all up to you, Anna. You're the only authorized one here to decide"
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Post by QueenElsa on Oct 6, 2014 0:50:16 GMT
Anna thought for a moment. "Well, he's no threat. We know that," she said. "If there's a prison or some room that we could lock him up in, that would work, and then we can still interrogate him."
Meanwhile, Elsa was now leaning over the balcony railing, looking at the sky as it brgan to turn the sunset colors. She couldn't see the sun, of course, becausd that was on the other side, but it was still a nice sight to see. Fredrik was doing the same, but he wasn't looking at the sunset. He was just staring at Elsa. She soon realized this and blushed. "What are you staring at?" She asked.
"Nothing. I was just wondering what it would be like with your hair down," Fredrik answered. Elsa smiled and slowly pulled her hair tie out, letting her braid fall down and out. But right as it was starting to stop waving around, it became black. Fredrik's eyes widened in shock and concern.
"What? Is there something wrong with my hair?" she asked, suddenly self-conscious.
"Actually, yes, there is," Fredrik answered. Elsa didn't know what he was talking about, so she pushed her hair back, about to braid it again.
"Well if you hate it so much, why did you have me take it down?" She asked.
"What? No. It's not that I hate it. It's just...it's turning black," Fredrik explained.
"Black?" She asked, and brought the tip of it in front of her. She saw the black hair continue crawling up, and panicked. She realized also that the ice palace was feeling a little wet. "My powers," she whispered. In a louder, more frantic tone, she asked, "Fredrik, what do we do? How is this happening?"
"Did the fire guys hurt you?" Fredrik asked.
"Not that I know of. I mean, y-you p-pulled me away before th-they could," she answered, shivering. The cold never bothered her. Why was it now?
"Do you mind if I take a look?" Frecrik asked her.
"Sure. J-Just don't do anything with my d-dress," she replied. Wow. So this is what everyone felt like during the eternal winter, and every other winter that never bothered her. If they weren't in such a crisis, Fredrik probably would have laughed, or at least smiled, at her comment. But now he was concentrated on finding the source. He searched all over the bare spots, trying to find something. He was just about finished when he noticed something: a light red mark just above her dress, below her left shoulder.
"They did burn you," Fredrik said. "And fire's the opposite of ice, so of course it would take away your powers."
"Do you know hwo to stop it?" She asked.
"No," he admitted. "I didn't read a book about reversing things."
"Well, we have to f-figure out something, or else everything I've ever created - including this castle, are going to vanish from existence," she said. "And I might, too."
"No, you won't. You're staying right here, with me," Fredrik answered. "Even if I have to give up my own life for you." Elsa opened her mouth to protest, but Fredrik quickly covered it. "Elsa, I came to Arendelle to protect you, remember? If protecting you means sacrificing myself, then so be it. But I will not let Arendelle go without its queen." He kissed her softly on the lips, but stopped when he felt it turn warmer than normal. And not just because she was losing her ice powers.
"What about the trolls?" Elsa suggested, shivering again.
"Hold on. Let's get inside, and then we can talk," Fredrik said, ushering her into the room and closing the balcony doors. "Now, what did you say?"
"What about the trolls? They could help us!" Elsa said.
"And I'll marry your sister," Fredrik said sarcastically.
"No, they're real! They saved Anna twice, and are Kristoff's family. I've seen them with my own eyes," Elsa explained.
"Okay. Then let's get going," Fredrik replied. They ran out of the castle and began travelling to the Valley of Living Rocks.
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Post by Crusader7 on Oct 6, 2014 7:55:16 GMT
Meanwhile, back on the ship, the captain was the first to gain consciousness. "As you....wish, milady" he said, still a bit dizzy, "I will take him straight to the Balaoura cages, down the hold". Then, he picked Victor up on his shoulders, and took him down to the cells.
Later on, Hans also came back to his senses. "What...what happened?? Who..knocked me on the head?" he said and looked around, only to find Anna conscious, and Victor missing. "Oh my, he got away!" he said, picked his pan and quickly moved closer to the Princess. "Did he hurt you? Where did he go? is he still aboard??"
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