Post by Crusader7 on Nov 8, 2014 18:29:19 GMT
I decided to upload a small scene from my fanfiction with the four characters I have created, which I consider full comedy, but always with multiple other spots. Just check, I hope you like it. It's in the spoiler below
If you find this weird, read my OC's profile, so you get the drill
If you find this weird, read my OC's profile, so you get the drill
Another starvin' day was startin' for John, Nick, Evan and Terry. It had been three whole weeks since the last time their small, poor hutin the middle of a small forest near Arendelle hosted a proper meal for the whole group. Yeah, life never was generous but only to very few in this world. As for our four fellows, they sure didn't belong to this benefited rank of population.
So, that day, before even dawn and while Evan, John and Terry were still asleep, Nick suddenly barged into the hut, kickin' the wooden door open and instantly startling his three friends due to the whole noise. He was carrying a flat, square-shaped and hastely made box. He seemed to be very excited of what he was about to show to his buddies. However, his older brother Evan wasn't really amused, especially by how he had just entered the hut.
«I have told you a million times!» Evan rennounced angrily. «Do not just barge in like a bulldozer! You scared the heck out of me!»
«What if I told you» Nick said, «that I got something worth of every single millisecond of scare you just lived through?»
«...Is it food?!» Evan asked, full of anxious anticipation.
At the sound of that, it didn't take long also for John and Terry to stand up and gather around Nick and his mysterious package. Their impetuous eyes observed his every move, as he walked towards the old, cracked, square wooden table, and placed it on the middle of its surface. The other three also walked around the table, all standing on a side of it each.
«Are you guys ready?» Nick asked before the unveiling. Everyone agreed. He opened the box and took out of it somehting else. It was covered with cloths, and seemed to be «rounder» than the box itself.
«This...this reminds me of something!» Terry whispered amazined.
«Like a dream...or a dream from a dream!» Evan exclaimed.
«Yeah, that's a Narnia quote and you know it» John noted.
«I don't think thta this is the point» Evan replied instantly. «Doesn't it remind you anything?»
«Yeah» John replied, «something from old...our vast and oldest memories!»
«I see you got da drill» Nick finished excited. He then took off the cloths and reveiled the hidden item contained.
It was a pizza. Something the guys hadn't seen for more than two thousand years. There is no need to mention the huge excitement that overflooded th hut right after.
«Oh my God!!» Evan said and grabbed his head with both hands in amazement.
«It's a...a pizza!» Terry shouted surprised. «Oh boy, have I missed this bee-ee-a-utiful sight!»
«Dude! It's been 2,722 years since we last ate pizza!» John pointed. «At that cinema, remember?» He then couldn't help but ask Nick: «Where did you find this masterpiece, man??»
«It was hard, but I did it!» Nick boasted proudly. «I snatched it last night from a castle nearby».
«What? I thought you mae it yourself» Evan said confused.
«Ha ha» Nick laughed sarcastically, «dude, how did you expect me to find flour, tomatoes, cheese, eggs, peppers and a rock, coal oven? Because that's what it takes to make one. It's just that the royal family of Arendelle was havin' some kind of celebration»
«Really?» Terry said. «Royals celebrating while we are starvin' like hell? No, this is so NOT this world».
«And what celebration was that?» John asked, always curious about everything.
«I don't think we care about that» Evan said
«Yeah, I didn't pay much attention» Nick replied, «I was more concentrated on finding our today's breakfast, lunch and dinner».
«See? I told you he didn't really...» Evan went to say, before he got interrupted by Nick.
«...however» Nick kept on saying, «what I got was that it was the royal family's older daughter's eightth birthday, and they had prepared 70 pizzas, so I thought takin one wouldn't hurt them».
«...wow, you even counted the pizzas and learned who's which birthday it was?» John asked impressed. «I don't want to know what you'd have found out if you hadn't concentrated on the pizza».
«Wait...Norwegians have pizzas for birthday parties??» Evan asked puzzled.
«What I aslo realised» Nick said, «was that they had also made something special for the birthday girl, who really seemed to like chocolate. And the pizzas were meant for some italian royal guests».
«...Again, you didn't concentrate on the party, did you?» John asked, then turned to Evan: «Wow, your brother is a frewakn' good spy».
«Yeah, Assasin's Creed and stuff!» Nick bragged and exploited some weird martial moves, that confused his friends.
«Yeah yeah that's cool» Terry interrupted, «with nobles and royal buffooney and parties, but for us the real party is right in front of us and is expecting us to devour it!».
Everyone agreed, then Terry grabbed a knife and cut the pizza quickly into several slices. Once he was done, everyone was looking at the pizza very confused, except a very happy Terry.
«Terry...» John said.
«Yeah, what?» Terry asked, still excited.
«You cut the pizza in...five slices» Jophn replied.
«So what?» Terry asked again.
«And we....we are four» John replied.
«Yeah, so what?» Terry aked once again, completely ignorant.
«Why didn't you just cut the pizza in four slices???» Evan shouted desperately. «Or eight?? Or Twelve??! it had to be five, so we can't share equally??»
«.....Oops» Terry finished.
«And how..how did you do it anyway??» Evan said. «Five slices??? HOW?? AND WHY? WHO CUTS IT IN FIVE SLICES???»
«Let's just get one each, and we'll see afterwards» John noted. In no time, the pizza was four slices shorter. Now, one was left. The four guys looked at each other slyly, regarding who would claim it first.
«I'll eat it!» Evan said. «Because I am always the guy in this group who finished the lunch».
«I say I get it» Nick said, «as the bonus for bringing it home».
«That's almost half pizza for you, nitwit» John said.
«I say I get it, because...»Terry went to say.
«You get nothing!» Nick interrupted him. «You caused this, you and your knife and your five slices!!»
«I say we cut it in four slices» John suggested, « and then share the four slices equally».
The folks looked at each other, then at the pizza. What happened next was so quick, it will be described in detail.
Suddenly, Evan stretched his hand to snatch the slice, but a wooden stick, wielded by Nick, landed with force on his hand and stopped him. Evan tried again, but then Terry pushed the box, which fell off the table and landed on the floor. Gladly, the pizza was still in the box. John moved to get it, but stumbled on Evan's leg, wo caused him to stumble on purpose. John fell on the ground with a big thud. He then tried to stand up, but Evan suddenly landed on his back, after being tossed by Nick. Nick then ran for the pizza, but the moment he turned, Evan, while he was still lying down, kicked Nick's legs,a nd caused him to fall down as well. As for John, he was trying to stand up, but Evan was holding on to him tight, not letting him go and reach the slice. Thus, John was slamming Evan's head with the stick Nick used earlied, knocked and knocked again, so he would let him loose.
While the three were fussing, Terry found this to be a great opportunity to have the slice himself. He walked towards the box, picked the slice and went to bite, but the very moment Nick smashed a glass bottle on his head. Terry froze with his mouth open and a happy expressionn then dropped the slice right into the box and fell sideways like a statue, unconscious. Nick victoriously picked the slice and went to bite, but then John attacked him from behind. However, Nick startled John, grabbed him from the back, swirled him around and threw him off the window. At the same time, Evan assaulted Nick the same way, but achieved his goal. He tackled Nick on the back, and both fell down. Nick was having a hard time trying not to let the slice touch the filthy floor. As for Evan, he had climbed on Nick's back and was trying to reach the slice.
While the two were fighting, suddenly a hook attached to a string pierced the slice and dragged it outside the window. At first, Nick and Evan hadn't realised and were still fighting for the «slice» in Nick's hand. Once they found out, they saw out of the window, John with the fishing rod in his hands, trying to unstick the slice off the hook. The two jumped out of the window and started chasing John, who began running away, towards a nearby river. Once they reached him, they grabbed his legs an caused him to fall down, right in front of the river banks. Doing so, the slice slipped off John's hand (despite the glove) and landed in the middle of the river, getting all wet and ruined.
Terry also reached the spot in time to view this unpleasant sight. The group was ready to return, disappointed, but John suddenly shouted: «What the...I got a nibble on the fishing rod!» The slice then suddenly went underwater. Having a hard time trying to pull, all together started trying to drag the fish out of water, with as much strength as they had (not much, but anyway). After five minutes of trying, they dragged it on the ground. It was a 40-kilo salmon.
«Ha ha haaa!!!» Evan laughed happily. «Norwegian salmon, yes thank you! That's food for all of us, for a whole week!»
«Yeah, let's get it to the hut!» Terry said happily and went to drag the fish from the tail. Apart from the fact that he couldn't because it was too heavy, the salmon also gave a nice slap with its tail on Terry's face, causing him to twist and fall down.It was a funny moment, but afterwards, the guys carried the salmon all the way to the hut. Evan seemed to have a few ideas regarding the castle of Arendelle and its countless goods, but he'd discuss it with his friends, after the salmon was over.
So, that day, before even dawn and while Evan, John and Terry were still asleep, Nick suddenly barged into the hut, kickin' the wooden door open and instantly startling his three friends due to the whole noise. He was carrying a flat, square-shaped and hastely made box. He seemed to be very excited of what he was about to show to his buddies. However, his older brother Evan wasn't really amused, especially by how he had just entered the hut.
«I have told you a million times!» Evan rennounced angrily. «Do not just barge in like a bulldozer! You scared the heck out of me!»
«What if I told you» Nick said, «that I got something worth of every single millisecond of scare you just lived through?»
«...Is it food?!» Evan asked, full of anxious anticipation.
At the sound of that, it didn't take long also for John and Terry to stand up and gather around Nick and his mysterious package. Their impetuous eyes observed his every move, as he walked towards the old, cracked, square wooden table, and placed it on the middle of its surface. The other three also walked around the table, all standing on a side of it each.
«Are you guys ready?» Nick asked before the unveiling. Everyone agreed. He opened the box and took out of it somehting else. It was covered with cloths, and seemed to be «rounder» than the box itself.
«This...this reminds me of something!» Terry whispered amazined.
«Like a dream...or a dream from a dream!» Evan exclaimed.
«Yeah, that's a Narnia quote and you know it» John noted.
«I don't think thta this is the point» Evan replied instantly. «Doesn't it remind you anything?»
«Yeah» John replied, «something from old...our vast and oldest memories!»
«I see you got da drill» Nick finished excited. He then took off the cloths and reveiled the hidden item contained.
It was a pizza. Something the guys hadn't seen for more than two thousand years. There is no need to mention the huge excitement that overflooded th hut right after.
«Oh my God!!» Evan said and grabbed his head with both hands in amazement.
«It's a...a pizza!» Terry shouted surprised. «Oh boy, have I missed this bee-ee-a-utiful sight!»
«Dude! It's been 2,722 years since we last ate pizza!» John pointed. «At that cinema, remember?» He then couldn't help but ask Nick: «Where did you find this masterpiece, man??»
«It was hard, but I did it!» Nick boasted proudly. «I snatched it last night from a castle nearby».
«What? I thought you mae it yourself» Evan said confused.
«Ha ha» Nick laughed sarcastically, «dude, how did you expect me to find flour, tomatoes, cheese, eggs, peppers and a rock, coal oven? Because that's what it takes to make one. It's just that the royal family of Arendelle was havin' some kind of celebration»
«Really?» Terry said. «Royals celebrating while we are starvin' like hell? No, this is so NOT this world».
«And what celebration was that?» John asked, always curious about everything.
«I don't think we care about that» Evan said
«Yeah, I didn't pay much attention» Nick replied, «I was more concentrated on finding our today's breakfast, lunch and dinner».
«See? I told you he didn't really...» Evan went to say, before he got interrupted by Nick.
«...however» Nick kept on saying, «what I got was that it was the royal family's older daughter's eightth birthday, and they had prepared 70 pizzas, so I thought takin one wouldn't hurt them».
«...wow, you even counted the pizzas and learned who's which birthday it was?» John asked impressed. «I don't want to know what you'd have found out if you hadn't concentrated on the pizza».
«Wait...Norwegians have pizzas for birthday parties??» Evan asked puzzled.
«What I aslo realised» Nick said, «was that they had also made something special for the birthday girl, who really seemed to like chocolate. And the pizzas were meant for some italian royal guests».
«...Again, you didn't concentrate on the party, did you?» John asked, then turned to Evan: «Wow, your brother is a frewakn' good spy».
«Yeah, Assasin's Creed and stuff!» Nick bragged and exploited some weird martial moves, that confused his friends.
«Yeah yeah that's cool» Terry interrupted, «with nobles and royal buffooney and parties, but for us the real party is right in front of us and is expecting us to devour it!».
Everyone agreed, then Terry grabbed a knife and cut the pizza quickly into several slices. Once he was done, everyone was looking at the pizza very confused, except a very happy Terry.
«Terry...» John said.
«Yeah, what?» Terry asked, still excited.
«You cut the pizza in...five slices» Jophn replied.
«So what?» Terry asked again.
«And we....we are four» John replied.
«Yeah, so what?» Terry aked once again, completely ignorant.
«Why didn't you just cut the pizza in four slices???» Evan shouted desperately. «Or eight?? Or Twelve??! it had to be five, so we can't share equally??»
«.....Oops» Terry finished.
«And how..how did you do it anyway??» Evan said. «Five slices??? HOW?? AND WHY? WHO CUTS IT IN FIVE SLICES???»
«Let's just get one each, and we'll see afterwards» John noted. In no time, the pizza was four slices shorter. Now, one was left. The four guys looked at each other slyly, regarding who would claim it first.
«I'll eat it!» Evan said. «Because I am always the guy in this group who finished the lunch».
«I say I get it» Nick said, «as the bonus for bringing it home».
«That's almost half pizza for you, nitwit» John said.
«I say I get it, because...»Terry went to say.
«You get nothing!» Nick interrupted him. «You caused this, you and your knife and your five slices!!»
«I say we cut it in four slices» John suggested, « and then share the four slices equally».
The folks looked at each other, then at the pizza. What happened next was so quick, it will be described in detail.
Suddenly, Evan stretched his hand to snatch the slice, but a wooden stick, wielded by Nick, landed with force on his hand and stopped him. Evan tried again, but then Terry pushed the box, which fell off the table and landed on the floor. Gladly, the pizza was still in the box. John moved to get it, but stumbled on Evan's leg, wo caused him to stumble on purpose. John fell on the ground with a big thud. He then tried to stand up, but Evan suddenly landed on his back, after being tossed by Nick. Nick then ran for the pizza, but the moment he turned, Evan, while he was still lying down, kicked Nick's legs,a nd caused him to fall down as well. As for John, he was trying to stand up, but Evan was holding on to him tight, not letting him go and reach the slice. Thus, John was slamming Evan's head with the stick Nick used earlied, knocked and knocked again, so he would let him loose.
While the three were fussing, Terry found this to be a great opportunity to have the slice himself. He walked towards the box, picked the slice and went to bite, but the very moment Nick smashed a glass bottle on his head. Terry froze with his mouth open and a happy expressionn then dropped the slice right into the box and fell sideways like a statue, unconscious. Nick victoriously picked the slice and went to bite, but then John attacked him from behind. However, Nick startled John, grabbed him from the back, swirled him around and threw him off the window. At the same time, Evan assaulted Nick the same way, but achieved his goal. He tackled Nick on the back, and both fell down. Nick was having a hard time trying not to let the slice touch the filthy floor. As for Evan, he had climbed on Nick's back and was trying to reach the slice.
While the two were fighting, suddenly a hook attached to a string pierced the slice and dragged it outside the window. At first, Nick and Evan hadn't realised and were still fighting for the «slice» in Nick's hand. Once they found out, they saw out of the window, John with the fishing rod in his hands, trying to unstick the slice off the hook. The two jumped out of the window and started chasing John, who began running away, towards a nearby river. Once they reached him, they grabbed his legs an caused him to fall down, right in front of the river banks. Doing so, the slice slipped off John's hand (despite the glove) and landed in the middle of the river, getting all wet and ruined.
Terry also reached the spot in time to view this unpleasant sight. The group was ready to return, disappointed, but John suddenly shouted: «What the...I got a nibble on the fishing rod!» The slice then suddenly went underwater. Having a hard time trying to pull, all together started trying to drag the fish out of water, with as much strength as they had (not much, but anyway). After five minutes of trying, they dragged it on the ground. It was a 40-kilo salmon.
«Ha ha haaa!!!» Evan laughed happily. «Norwegian salmon, yes thank you! That's food for all of us, for a whole week!»
«Yeah, let's get it to the hut!» Terry said happily and went to drag the fish from the tail. Apart from the fact that he couldn't because it was too heavy, the salmon also gave a nice slap with its tail on Terry's face, causing him to twist and fall down.It was a funny moment, but afterwards, the guys carried the salmon all the way to the hut. Evan seemed to have a few ideas regarding the castle of Arendelle and its countless goods, but he'd discuss it with his friends, after the salmon was over.